Happy New Year and Happy Chinese New Year!!! Gong xi fa cai to all of you! :)
It's been really a long while since the last update.
Due to hosting costs and other reasons, I am sad to announce that www.HokkienPirates.com is shutting down by the end of the month.
It's been a really good to have this site up and running for 3 years now. It's been 3 effing good years and more better years to come. Thank you all for your kind support and participations, especially the spammers. :D
1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !
Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
Question: Singalella why become rich ?
Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.
Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.
Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
EPF poon boh.
But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.
So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.'
Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.'
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.
Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.
That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.
Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?'
So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.'
She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'
So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.
She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.
At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.
Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.
Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.'
Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'
Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.
But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.
He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.
So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.
Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.
Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....
A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.
A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.
zhia lat
E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.
leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean
Well, the days of Election in Malaysia has passed. I found something very funny for you all. It's a speech given by Anwar. Listen carefully to what he says... Damn funny!!! LOL
It's been a while. I have tons of things to post yet i have so little time to do it. I will do them step by step. I still have John's wedding photos to post here lah... who wanna help me do that? Aiyo... Anyway, since John's wedding day, Malaysian Government has been into it's bad times, such as their lost in 5 states to the opposition parties. Why?
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
"Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.
He again asked the lady, "Up or down?”
There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down?”
The woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, “Up or down?”
She replied, "Up."
This really confused the gentleman so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or drown."
It has been fun working in a multinational company until something bad happened recently. Have you ever have such experience in your workplace when you come to work the next day, having some of the thoughts below:
Holy shoot!!! WHO TOOK MY HANDPHONE CHARGER FROM MY DESK???
Where did my RM1000 go? It was in my wallet in my handbag and i hid it at a very secure place. Only some one who has done a THOROUGH search at my cube would know. Oh no... :(
Who the heck took my RM50 dollar magazine from my desk? I just bought it. I feel like shoot man. Magazine also wanna steal? ** Stress, i better go enjoy another ciggy b4 i get a new mag. **
Now, where did i put my folk and spoon? I remember it being the least valuable thing that can be put on my desk.
Where did my 2nd handphone go? I already lost my first one leaving in on my desk. :( I really feel like crying.
Hmm... It's very cold at work today... !@#$%^&* Where did my jacket go???
Well, if such thing happened to you, we feel terribly sorry for you. Instead of keeping these to yourself, why not voice out your oppinion? People, let's do something about the stealing culture at your work place.
What will you do if you catch a thief who just stole your stuff almost-red-handed? (with enough evidence, eg: CCTV)
Catch this S.O.B.! HANG HER TO DEATH!!!
Report police. May she be jobless for the rest of her life! Amen.
Sack her from the company!!!
Give her a chance lah... FORCE HER TO RESIGN HERSELF!!!
I can't believe i have such colleague at my workplace. I better change my job.
Give chance a bit lah, let "her" realise her mistake. (WTF?)
Lost mah lost loh! I no money meh?
Si beh suey(Damn bad luck). Better go home and pray more often.
It's my fault, i should not have left valuable things in the toilet.
Maybe that lady thief very poor, do charity loh. Nah, take another RM1000 from me lah.
For those of you who have no idea what happened, stay tuned for the featured cover storynext monday. At least please give Limpek some time to work on the news lah. So I'll see you next week.
The original story goes on like this: It was a regret that i left my h/p in the 1st floor toilet. Anyone found it could you pls return to me. Else i will get the CCTV video to look for the cupid.
Moral of the story: Have a good heart, convert the thief to be a good citizen. :P
Ok. Let's get back to the Limpek Travels topic. :)
So, Limpek and friends made it to the western side of the world. Montreal, Canada. Great. :) To be honest, Limpek has very little knowledge about the city. It is clean, beautiful and the best thing of all, the beautiful people here speaks French. Yes, FRENCH! No kidding. Bonjour! C'est la vie. Etc...
Anyway, here's some interesting pictures I have taken. Enjoy.
BioDome De Montreal, Olympic Stadium in Montreal.
InterContinental Hotel Montreal, where Limpek and friends stayed.
Nice tourism spot, full of horses and the smell of HORSE SHIT of course. Damn smelly. (OO) Tiuz...
Nice hangout places for dinner, lot's of people.
The best of all, Beautiful Flowers in Montreal. WOW. What was that on the grass?
It's been a while. I have tons of things to post yet i have so little time to do it. I will do them step by step. I still have John's wedding photos to post here lah... who wanna help me do that? Aiyo... Anyway, since John's wedding day, Malaysian Government has been into it's bad times, such as their lost in 5 states to the opposition parties. Why?
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
